Mek Fixerupper an' is' boyz

Karthusin wrote:''Roight, ya'll wan' some noice' wagons an' shootas for da WAAAAGH? Look no furtha', cuz' Mek Fixauppa'z teleporta-shop o' Dakka iz open an' ready fer' werk'. Need ya' Wagon ixed'? I'z gon' persnolly makes it s'good az new. Wot I wont' in tern'? Som' teef an' bitz. Spoikey ones be da best tho'. And dun' try ta' trade me scrap! I'z takin' unly da best qualatey'! Dis' ere'z me shop on dat floiy fingry. Da judge'o'carrot or somethin' loike dat. I'z got me own mob'a' fixa-uppa' boyz, dat's ere' ta elp' me put da wagons in orda'. We'z also got a UGE' stock'a'deffguns AN' BEAMY deffguns. We'z also got powa' klaws an' burnas for da mur prete-- preta... for da bosses dat' got mor' teef!''



''Dat dere behind da poipe' are me boyz. Dat behind em' is me trukk, dat nex' ta me, iz me shooty wagon. Und dat next ta' it iz me Dread. Und dat hind' em all iz ma teleporta-shop were' da magic und da love appens'-- Wot? DAT'S WERE I BUILD DA WAGONS ND' DA DEFFGUNS, YA GIT! I ain' nu freeboota, getz off me!''